I need to bitch. I rarely do, but this is one of those moments.
- Heartbreak. I wish I didn't waste my time, if I knew it was gonna result in heartbreak. I hate being heartbroken. I feel like a lost puppy...And I don't like feeling like a lost puppy. What a dumb thing to feel.
- Scouse accents. 5 years and I still don't get them. I thought the Haryanvi accent was crude...Geez...
- People who don't live in Liverpool & love LFC. That's just pointless.
- People that stand in the MIDDLE of a step on elevators. What is up with that? Some of us have a life, and we need to get to it! Left or right, pick a side & stick to it!
- Patients that think they're Jesus Christ.
- Nurses that hate doctors/medical students.
- Nurses that think they know all about ECG's 'cuz they went on a 5 day course at a cardiology convention.
- People that think I'm a nurse.
- When my housemates open the fridge & stand there staring into it with no intention of actually taking something out of it or sticking something into it. Food isn't gonna appear out of no where!!
- Aunties & uncles who gossip about Mr. Chopra's son dating a white chick. GET OVER IT!
- 11 digit phone numbers. Seriously, what were they thinking in the UK. I live with 6 people. How am I supposed to remember all their numbers in case of an emergency?
- Vegetarians. For every animal you don't eat, I'm gonna eat four.
- For people who think I have too many shoes, unless you want my heel causing a rectal obstruction, shut up.
- People who freak out on the morning of exams, say they haven't studied enough and then do really well. 'Oh my god, I really didn't expect it, I thought I was gonna fail...' Blah blah blah.
- People who think they're to posh to eat at a dhaba. Just go jump off a bridge somewhere.
- People who're not pilots, yet still wear aviators.
- Super anal, wanna be surgeons, who know jack about anatomy.
- Patients that lie about how much they smoke/drink. I'm gonna find out eventually.
- Blonde's that act dumb on purpose.
- People that start doing impressions of my accent & then ask me where I'm from. You've just met me, who the hell are you judging you pea-brain!?!
- People that think that Singapore is in America 'cuz my accent sounds as such.
- People that think I should be chinese because I'm from Singapore.
- People who don't get what a TCK is.
- People that recall the events of 'dude-what-a-cool-club-i-got-hammered-in' last night really loudly on their cell phone, while on public transport. You suck at life, forever.
- And finally, men that don't respect women. I've said this before, I'm sure there's some decent men out there (on a planet far far away) but most of the men I know, haven't a clue about how to treat a woman.
That is all, for now.
